Archive for June, 2009

FACT: A five dollar bill is enough to buy a mango OR a lollipop, but NOT a Corvette!

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

FACT: When dogs “bark” they aren’t talking about that brown stuff on the outside of trees! (Those two things are completely unrelated!)

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

FACT: Eating food makes you less hungry!

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

FACT: One popular pizza topping is cheese! (Yup, almost all pizzas have it!)

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

FACT: One popular way to dry yourself off when you’re wet is to use a Towel!

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

FACT: Socks go on your feet!* (*UNLESS you are playing sock puppets!)

Friday, June 19th, 2009

FACT: West is the opposite of East! (Unless you’re talking about Batman star Adam West…his opposite is “The Joker!”)

Friday, June 19th, 2009

FACT: Certain words like “BITCH” and “CUNT” make women mad! (That’s because they are “OFFENSIVE”!)

Friday, June 19th, 2009

FACT: Clothing is reusable! (But you should wash it first!)

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

FACT: Telephones let you talk to people who are far away! They also let you order delicious pizza by delivery!

Friday, June 12th, 2009