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Month: June 2009
FACT: A five dollar bill is enough to buy a mango OR a lollipop, but NOT a Corvette!
FACT: When dogs “bark” they aren’t talking about that brown stuff on the outside of trees! (Those two things are completely unrelated!)
FACT: Eating food makes you less hungry!
FACT: One popular pizza topping is cheese! (Yup, almost all pizzas have it!)
FACT: One popular way to dry yourself off when you’re wet is to use a Towel!
FACT: Socks go on your feet!* (*UNLESS you are playing sock puppets!)
FACT: West is the opposite of East! (Unless you’re talking about Batman star Adam West…his opposite is “The Joker!”)
FACT: Certain words like “BITCH” and “CUNT” make women mad! (That’s because they are “OFFENSIVE”!)
FACT: Clothing is reusable! (But you should wash it first!)
FACT: Telephones let you talk to people who are far away! They also let you order delicious pizza by delivery!