Welcome to Fact Attack!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
We’re here to bring you the most up-to-date, hard-hitting facts….and that’s a fact!
No opinions allowed!
FACT: Doors are usually rectangle shaped!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Apples can be red OR many other colors!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Pants have two legs with holes through which you place your feet!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Pretzels are available in both salted AND unsalted varieties!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: A chair without a back is called a “stool”!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Televisions REQUIRE electricity to operate! (You sure can’t watch Hogan’s Heroes if you don’t plug your TV in first!)#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: That stringy stuff on your head? It is called “hair”!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Orange juice is made from oranges! No bananas included, folks!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Owls are a type of bird!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Baseball, football and basketball are three types of sports that people play!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Those things you see people wearing on their feet? They’re called “shoes”!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: In some countries they speak a different language than you or me! Some examples are Spanish, Dutch and Swahili!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: People have TEN fingers — five on each hand! That’s a whole lot of fingers!#
By Pete Berg, May 3, 2009
FACT: Red lights mean “STOP!” (Also, “Come on in, we have HOOKERS!”)#
By Pete Berg, May 6, 2009
FACT: When someone says “the birds and the bees,” they’re talking about SEX! (Also known as “boning!”)#
By Pete Berg, May 6, 2009
FACT: When you recite the magic incantation “Karru marri odonna loma molonu karrano”……nothing happens!#
By Pete Berg, May 7, 2009
FACT: Trees can grow leaves! Also, SOME trees can grow pinecones!#
By Pete Berg, May 8, 2009
FACT: Married people wear rings on their fingers! (So do kings! And pimps!)#
By Pete Berg, May 8, 2009
FACT: Meat is a kind of food that comes from animals!#
By Pete Berg, May 8, 2009
FACT: Knots can be used to tie things together!#
By Pete Berg, May 9, 2009
FACT: That woman who gave birth to you? She is your “mother”! (“Mom” for short!)#
By Pete Berg, May 10, 2009
FACT: Jumping off a skyscraper is sometimes called “base jumping!” But usually, it’s called “suicide!”#
By Pete Berg, May 11, 2009
FACT: Some things that are circles — pizzas, manhole covers, cherry pies, silver dollars and the moon!#
By Pete Berg, May 11, 2009
FACT: Plumbing has nothing to do with eating delicious plums! (But man, don’t you wish it did??)#
By Pete Berg, May 12, 2009
FACT: The Beatles were a band, not a type of scary bug!#
By Pete Berg, May 13, 2009
FACT: G is one letter of the alphabet! (J and V are also letters!)#
By Pete Berg, May 14, 2009
FACT: Hats are one type of thing that you can wear on your head! Other things include toupees and lamp shades!#
By Pete Berg, May 15, 2009
FACT: Planet Earth is slightly smaller than the Sun, and slightly bigger than a hedgehog!#
By Pete Berg, May 16, 2009
FACT: Light bulbs do NOT appear over your head every time you have a good idea! (Only sometimes!)#
By Pete Berg, May 17, 2009
FACT: Thumbs Up means you like something and Thumbs Down means you don’t like something! Strange but true!#
By Pete Berg, May 18, 2009
FACT: People in Mexico eat Tacos! And also many other types of food! Hurray Mexico!#
By Pete Berg, May 19, 2009
FACT: The three primary colors are RED, BLUE and PLAID! Just kidding! One of those colors is NOT primary! (Red???)#
By Pete Berg, May 20, 2009
FACT: Money is something you can trade for goods and services! (Like donuts, nunchuks or a good ol’ fashioned shoe-shining!)#
By Pete Berg, May 21, 2009
FACT: Nope, MUSHROOMS are not a room full of mush! They are a type of fungi, or as I sometimes say: “fun guy!”#
By Pete Berg, May 22, 2009
FACT: One way to make money is by working at a job! (Other ways include bank robbery, ransom and identity theft!)#
By Pete Berg, May 23, 2009
FACT: Water is one liquid that people can drink! (Unless you live in Kenya! Or Nepal! That’s because those countries are POOR!)#
By Pete Berg, May 24, 2009
FACT: “LOL” is Internet slang for “Laughing Out Loud!” And “FMLTWIA” stands for “F*** Me Like The Whore I Am!”#
By Pete Berg, May 25, 2009
FACT: Socks are something that you put on your feet! They can also be made into sock puppets!#
By Pete Berg, May 26, 2009
FACT: Sideburns have nothing to do with burning things! They are actually a STYLISH type of facial hair!#
By Pete Berg, May 27, 2009
FACT: Comedy is funny!#
By Pete Berg, May 28, 2009
FACT: 9/11 was an inside job! Wait…what?#
By Pete Berg, May 30, 2009
FACT: Fingernails grow on your fingers and toenails grow on your toes!#
By Pete Berg, June 1, 2009
FACT: Running is faster than walking, but NOT faster than a rocket ship!#
By Pete Berg, June 2, 2009
FACT: Talking, eating, singing and kissing (or as I like to say, “smoochin”) are all thing you can do with your mouth!#
By Pete Berg, June 3, 2009
FACT: Turning a doorknob SOMETIMES will open a door!#
By Pete Berg, June 4, 2009
FACT: A computer keyboard has ALL the letters of the alphabet! (Don’t worry, no letters are missing!)#
By Pete Berg, June 8, 2009
FACT: Swimming is one way to move through water!#
By Pete Berg, June 9, 2009
FACT: Donuts are like bagels, but sweeter!#
By Pete Berg, June 10, 2009
FACT: Dogs have tails! So do cats!#
By Pete Berg, June 11, 2009
FACT: Telephones let you talk to people who are far away! They also let you order delicious pizza by delivery!#
By Pete Berg, June 12, 2009
FACT: Clothing is reusable! (But you should wash it first!)#
By Pete Berg, June 18, 2009
FACT: Certain words like “BITCH” and “CUNT” make women mad! (That’s because they are “OFFENSIVE”!)#
By Pete Berg, June 19, 2009
FACT: West is the opposite of East! (Unless you’re talking about Batman star Adam West…his opposite is “The Joker!”)#
By Pete Berg, June 19, 2009
FACT: Socks go on your feet!* (*UNLESS you are playing sock puppets!)#
By Pete Berg, June 19, 2009
FACT: One popular way to dry yourself off when you’re wet is to use a Towel!#
By Pete Berg, June 20, 2009
FACT: One popular pizza topping is cheese! (Yup, almost all pizzas have it!)#
By Pete Berg, June 21, 2009
FACT: Eating food makes you less hungry!#
By Pete Berg, June 22, 2009
FACT: When dogs “bark” they aren’t talking about that brown stuff on the outside of trees! (Those two things are completely unrelated!)#
By Pete Berg, June 23, 2009
FACT: A five dollar bill is enough to buy a mango OR a lollipop, but NOT a Corvette!#
By Pete Berg, June 24, 2009
FACT: “Mouse” can mean a small animal or a computer device! (But only one of them is ALIVE!)#
By Pete Berg, July 2, 2009
FACT: Most people think HITLER was a pretty bad dude! But not everyone! (These people are called “NEONAZIS”!)#
By Pete Berg, July 3, 2009
FACT: Eyebrows TYPICALLY grow above your eyes! (If they don’t, you are probably “FREAK”!)#
By Pete Berg, July 4, 2009
FACT: Adding salt to food makes it more salty!#
By Pete Berg, July 5, 2009
FACT: Money doesn’t grow on trees, but wood does!#
By Pete Berg, July 6, 2009
FACT: Most sandwiches contain bread! (If your sandwich has no bread, you’re probably making it wrong!)#
By Pete Berg, July 7, 2009
FACT: Some people drink coffee to keep them awake! (Other people use things like Adderall, speed and crystal meth!)#
By Pete Berg, July 8, 2009
FACT: Most people* have two legs! (*Cripples excluded!)#
By Pete Berg, July 9, 2009
FACT: The primary ingredient of peanut butter is peanuts!#
By Pete Berg, July 10, 2009
FACT: Putting water on something is one way to make it wet!#
By Pete Berg, July 17, 2009
FACT: People can wear sweaters! (And so can dogs!)#
By Pete Berg, July 22, 2009
FACT: You can walk up OR down stairs! Yep, they go both ways!#
By Pete Berg, July 23, 2009
FACT: Fact Attack is back!#
By Pete Berg, October 20, 2009
FACT: That feeling you get when you hurt yourself? It’s called “PAIN!”#
By Pete Berg, October 20, 2009
FACT: Wheels are USUALLY round! (Square wheels don’t work very well!)#
By Pete Berg, October 20, 2009
FACT: When someone says they’re getting a “hair cut,” they usually get MULTIPLE hairs cut! (Not just one!)#
By Pete Berg, October 20, 2009
FACT: Things that are wooden are made out of wood!#
By Pete Berg, October 21, 2009
FACT: One place where you can purchase goods and services is at a STORE!#
By Pete Berg, October 21, 2009
