Archive for May, 2009

FACT: 9/11 was an inside job! Wait…what?

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

FACT: Comedy is funny!

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

FACT: Sideburns have nothing to do with burning things! They are actually a STYLISH type of facial hair!

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

FACT: Socks are something that you put on your feet! They can also be made into sock puppets!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

FACT: “LOL” is Internet slang for “Laughing Out Loud!” And “FMLTWIA” stands for “F*** Me Like The Whore I Am!”

Monday, May 25th, 2009

FACT: Water is one liquid that people can drink! (Unless you live in Kenya! Or Nepal! That’s because those countries are POOR!)

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

FACT: One way to make money is by working at a job! (Other ways include bank robbery, ransom and identity theft!)

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

FACT: Nope, MUSHROOMS are not a room full of mush! They are a type of fungi, or as I sometimes say: “fun guy!”

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

FACT: Money is something you can trade for goods and services! (Like donuts, nunchuks or a good ol’ fashioned shoe-shining!)

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

FACT: The three primary colors are RED, BLUE and PLAID! Just kidding! One of those colors is NOT primary! (Red???)

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009