FACT: Most people* have two legs! (*Cripples excluded!)

July 9th, 2009

FACT: Some people drink coffee to keep them awake! (Other people use things like Adderall, speed and crystal meth!)

July 8th, 2009

FACT: Most sandwiches contain bread! (If your sandwich has no bread, you’re probably making it wrong!)

July 7th, 2009

FACT: Money doesn’t grow on trees, but wood does!

July 6th, 2009

FACT: Adding salt to food makes it more salty!

July 5th, 2009

FACT: Eyebrows TYPICALLY grow above your eyes! (If they don’t, you are probably “FREAK”!)

July 4th, 2009

FACT: Most people think HITLER was a pretty bad dude! But not everyone! (These people are called “NEONAZIS”!)

July 3rd, 2009

FACT: “Mouse” can mean a small animal or a computer device! (But only one of them is ALIVE!)

July 2nd, 2009

FACT: A five dollar bill is enough to buy a mango OR a lollipop, but NOT a Corvette!

June 24th, 2009

FACT: When dogs “bark” they aren’t talking about that brown stuff on the outside of trees! (Those two things are completely unrelated!)

June 23rd, 2009